Oops!

May 17th

Hmmm, agreed. I can’t wait for you to do dirty, dirty things to me… I sent that text to X. It would have been fine if this occurred back when we were married.  In fact, he would have paid dearly for me to ask me to have him do such deeds back then.  I’m sure instead he dropped his blackberry [...]

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A Girl Walks Into a Bar…

May 9th

Many years ago when I was young & dumb, I was the bartender that would dance on the bar & pour shots of toxic grain alcohol down highly intoxicated and willing patrons throats… I’ve matured (slightly) but will be revisiting my bartending days all for a good cause tonight at The Dubliner in Mizner Park.  Irish Bar, Irish Girl, Great Cause* [...]

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Fuck the dumb shit…I’m starting a petition that we go back to the days of video dating vs this online dating.  I don’t know about you, but the Viking had me at “ARRGH”