I was in a meeting on Friday, and Dane Cook’s name came up. For those of you that don’t know who Dane Cook is, he’s a stand up comedian who’s also been in a few movies…..movies I haven’t seen, of course, because, I hate movies. I can’t watch 30 minutes of TV, how the hell am I supposed to watch something for 2 hours? It’s usually very painful for everyone around me.
Yes, I understand he’s hot, and successful. Much more so than me on both fronts. So how do Dane Cook & I come into the same scenario? Let me explain….
I heard he’s kind of between projects right now. My reply to that was, “I’m going to tweet him to see if he wants to go to dinner with me. It would be funny. One date with me will make him ready to go back to work real fast.”
…..and that’s how it started. It would have just ended after one harmless (and ignored) tweet, BUT
My friends bet me there was no way I could get him to go on a date with me. Not only that, they bet me a pair of Louboutins I couldn’t get it done in 2012.
That’s when the standoff began.
I love to win more than a baby from the deep South loves Coca-Cola
No watered down baby bottle crap for me, bitches. I drink mine straight up!
It’s on now. I’m either going to get arrested for stalking, or I will get my pair of Louboutins. In fact, I’ve already picked them out. Size 37, baby.
The most outlandish and obnoxious pair I could find. If when I win, I am going to wear them everywhere. Just so you know I won. I’m going to the grocery in them, the gym, the lacrosse field….I may even sleep in them.
That’s where you come into this.
I need you to email direct2dane@danecook.com
Tell him he needs to go to dinner with EssentiallyAngela. Tell him I don’t have much time left & this was my last wish. Tell him we will host a parade for him. I don’t care, but I need you to tell him: Angela needs the Dane Cook Louboutins. This is not about me, this is about winning at this point. And what have we learned about winning?
Crazies do it best!
If you tweet, that’s even better. @danecook.
Tweet him this message: @essentiallyang + @danecook = more fun than a clown on fire. #louboutinsforangela
I’m sure I will be hearing from his security team within 24hours telling me to cease & desist, but until then,
fire away….
Don’t ever mess with a woman and her desire to win a 6 inch heel bet.
-angela
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